I'm not allowed my dinner until I've cleaned this #themstherules

Rider's gonna ride

Lunchtime treat from @UnionofGenius #souper #nom

About to watch the silver Volkswagen across the street get towed. Beats surfing the web looking for funny pictures of cats.

Couple of cheeky post-ride pints whilst watching the Wimbledon final

What's with the crummy 'Made in Taiwan' sticker on the front of my bike?!

Once upon a time I used to design buildings'n'shit. This is one of them. It may not be as exciting as The Shard, but it won awards and everything.

Occasionally I mess with barista's head when they ask for a name to put on the cup. I'm such a dick.

The river next to where I live is running a bit high 'under' the bridge

Water of Leith Flood Prevention works - epic fail